Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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