kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
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My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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