Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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