I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Come see our sink grown plant.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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