I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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