i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Randomize
