This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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