Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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