did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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