Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
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