is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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