I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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