let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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