You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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