Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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