Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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