I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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