god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
How external is "for external use only"?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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