It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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