But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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