just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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