oh god the rape fog is back!
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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