He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I just had sex on a roof
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
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