ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
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