Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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