You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
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