Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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