I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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