I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
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