Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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