can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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