I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
handjob tips. give me some.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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