youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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