32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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