I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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