at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Randomize
