I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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