I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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