Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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