You're so nebulous sometimes
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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