And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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