I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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