yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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