This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
Randomize
