just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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