1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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