Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
you will always have a special place in my vag
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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