Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
