How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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