Taylor Swift is so right about you.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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