just tell him i said nine months
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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