dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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