I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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